Synopsis: Colt Harper hates it when you pat a cat the wrong way, or when you upload their faux pas to YouTube. In fact, he’ll probably kill you for it.
As a self-proclaimed master vampire cat, Colt never imagined he’d be sent to community service at a revolting community theatre. And for what? Killing humans who don’t buy the expensive brand of cat food? Talk about unfair.
Still, working with a nervous werewolf and a monster addicted to tickling wasn’t on his to-do list.
What’s worse, is he’s falling for a human. Sure, she has green eyes. Sure, she fosters stray cats. But she’s still a disgusting human.
So why is he risking his own life to save her from the chasers?
My review: I picked this book to review purely because of the title and it didn’t disappoint. It’s as bonkers as you’d suspect. Colt Harper is in trouble again. He possesses people who are cruel to cats and uses their ‘meat suits’ as he sees fit. He now has to do community service at a amateur dramatics theatre as penance where he meets a werewolf and a woman who tickles people to death.
It’s a short book, it’s really funny and doesn’t care who it offends which just makes it even more perfect. I just loved it
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Released 26th June 2017